How To Shower Like a Woman:

How To Shower Like a Woman:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundryhamper according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposedareas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower.

Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth,long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoowith 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditionerenhanced with real passionfruit.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cakebody wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower and stand on bathmat.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towelon head.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposedareas.

How To Shower Like a Man:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed andleave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at hermaking the woo-woo' ! sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.