Down to Four

I dont go out often but when I do, I like to enjoy myself. I am not the coat holder of the bunch but I am not the dance hall-in the corner-with EVERYONE slut of the bunch either.

What I dont understand is this, why do ADULTS not understand what a PERSONAL DRINKING LIMIT is and how to react when you know you have reached it.

How much alcohol can there be in one drink to make someone (who can usually drink the corner whino under the table) suddenly turn into, " Whew I am so, Dwunk..."? Then proceed to stumble, tumble, and giggle like a damn idiot...(while mainitaining their balance in 4" stilettos and walking like their hips have a turn dial).

I admit, I have girlfriends that when we have a 'house party' with just the girls, they drink like fish. Howsumeva, they get in a club and 1/2 Cosmopolitan later, they are topless, grinding on ANYBODY & EVERYBODY (male & female) and acting like Petey Pablo swinging their shirts in the air.

Later, the rest of us have to start playing babysitter, (ya just cant let ya girl roll off with some grilled out dude named Big Daddy that she just met..). Our night is now ruined because we have to constantly play tag-team and peel guys off of her when she starts to get more than she can handle (for the 5th time) and then we find ourselves looking for her coat, keys, or prying a drink (the same Cosmopolitan from the start of the evening) out of her hands.

Dont get me started about listening to her cry like a banshee all the way home because, ' I shouldnt have had so much to drink, I am so embarrassed, I dont usually act like this... what was in that drink?'

All I can say is from now on my girls & I have decided to go out and tell "Alcohol Slut" about it the next day. We are headed out right now and although we will miss her antics (not) she will be ok, if not- so what, we will have had a ball by the time she finds out.

Gotta go, my girls just pulled up- I'll send A.S. my blog so she will have something to do tonight ... maybe she will get drunk off of this...

Holla

I thank my sister for reminding me that I had thoughts about this subject...